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Talking Terrorist Hunting Blues

from below your knows by Luke Callen

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Just the other afternoon I was sitting reading the morning news
When a crazy itch came over me from all those terrorists can’t you see
Coming from the air the ground even outta that newspaper watch out

So i went looking all around way up and down that busy town
Just to see if i could find me one of all them terrorists I always hear of
So many stories I figured the streets would be just full of em

First i checked behind my door in the oven underneath the floor
Knocked on the door of my neighbors house just to see what he was all about
Had a beard so i was suspicious right from the start yes i was

Found a few terrorist hunting friends on a website against Islam
Said we could find em all in one shot head on down to your local mosque
I went down the block found a few folks praying it was terrrrrifyingly peaceful

Well this hunting gigs a real five to nine so i quit my job to hunt full time
Got a detective coat detective hat should bag me one dressed like that
Found some clues a howard zinn book a basketball card signed by Kareem abdul-Jabbar and
map it had the united states of america on it watch out

So I went down to my local library just to investigate where all the terrorists may be
Some say Obama he fits the mold says he does a good Bin-laden pose
But I never heard anybody say Jared Loughner was one
And I never heard anybody say James Holmes was one
And I never heard anybody say Adam Lanza was one
And I never heard anybody say Dylann Roof was one
And I never heard anybody say Devin patrick Kelly was one
And I never heard anybody say Stephen Paddock was one
And I never heard anybody say Dick Cheney was one
They’re all a bit to crazy a bit too confused a bit too lonely and much to white

Well it turns out it’s pretty hard to catch a terrorist
So i figured I just go head an elect a facist
We’re gonna make america white again y’all just like it never was

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from below your knows, released June 26, 2019

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Luke Callen Minneapolis, Minnesota

Luke Callen is originally from the river town of La Crosse, WI-the heart of the Driftless Region-and currently lives in Minneapolis, MN by way of Colorado. A teller of tall tales and a singer of short tunes-Luke lugs around a couple of guitars-a few harmonicas and even a banjo if he has to. A simple writer and liver who cares more about his cast irons than he does about his interweb streams. ... more

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